Tim goes back to Oz/ Bake and Destroy

All right everybody, lets get this outta' the way. 

Skater of the Year 2012: Figgy

Bake and Destroy

Thats my vote. I said it. David Gonzalez's part was insanely gnarly too, but who knows, well see. I'm usually wrong on these things. I fuckin' vote for Corey Duffel and Heath Kirchart to be S.O.T.Y. every year. 

Stand out parts: Nuge & Baca, Riley Hawk, Cyril Jackson, Dee Ostrander and fuckin' Justin "Figgy" Figueroa! That dude destroyed everything. Switch backside grind Wilshire 15? He crooked grinded the fuckin' rail that took out Arto in Mind Field. Shit was rad, got me hyped.

 Capt.Rue and Mathew were hyped on it. Bummed Dollin got hurt during the process since he only has a couple of tricks. But it'll be worth it when the Vans video comes out.

 Yea! Looks like Beavis, sounds like Buthead has arrived! Bbq supplies in tow.

 A case of Peroni to get things rolling.

 New grill for the house is the same as our old one. I present to you: Shadynasty! She's a black bitch that always sizzles! Ssssssssssssssss....

 Chicken wings were of the few things that got cooked. 

 Then 

 Things

 Started

 To get

Weird

After we all cracked into the Jack Daniel's honey whiskey and ripped a high number of beer-bongs things got very weird. Black out weird.

I heard story's of myself humping Tim's mom, James hanging from the rafters and Tim's bang-of-the-nite getting a DUI. One of those nights where everyones drunk cycles all clicked at the same time and everyone was joyous and filled with laughter. Kinda like how woman's periods can sync together and make them all bitchy.

I'd say we sent Tim back to Oz in style. Im gonna miss you bub, take care of that leg.

See ya sometime next year.

EatFiend

-Sgt.Baconator