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Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Mandatory Bloggery Late New Years Crap

So I lagged on getting this X-Mas/New Years post out...
But here it is, we had a darn good time.
 CommanderNBeef was coming into town, so its always good to be prepared and stocked up for a good old fashioned shit show.
 And the shit-show starts. CommNBeef getting comfortable in the man cave.
 New Reynolds wall hanger. Psyched!
 Some rad pizza cutting board art I saw at Route 44.
 Dead bird in the parking lot.
 Kristian Svitak came by the park the other day. 
I loved this dudes part in LabelKills when I was a kid.
 Bacon prices are up? What the shit?
 My 'ol lady gave me the trilogy for Christmas. So hyped.
 CommNBeef doing his best John Belushi impression.
 Drinking
 Cooking
 Making a mess in the kitchen.
 You know we are about to shovel that shit into our mouths.
 Sheeeeeeeiiiiit PrivateWormTits eats his in bed.
 Thats what's up.

 Bus life.
 General Percy video up on YouTube.
 We all went to Canada Steak Burger for there fatso burger.
Whats a fatso burger you ask? It's a 1 pound burger topped with gyro meat and pastrami and bacon. 
And if you eat it you are a fat fatty fuckin fatso fat tit fuck!
It's a damn man sized burger that will make you hate yourself when you are done eating it. 
And as a result you'll start punching holes in walls.
'Cuz you'll feel like a damn man for eating so many different animals at once.
 This is a plate of food being served to a patron I shot a pic of.
Thats there standard single patty burger. It's goddamn delicious!
 These people work darn hard to serve you a perfect flame broiled burger.
 The whole time PrivateWormTits was bragging that he could finish his 
behemoth of a burger before anybody else could.
Little did he know of the challenger that sat beside him...
 CommandNBeef attacked it like a hobo attacking a crap pipe.
His cunning speed was nothing PrivateWormTits could keep up with.
He didn't stand a chance.
COMMANDERNBEEF IS VICTORIOUS!!!!

EatFiend!

-Sgt.Baconator

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