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Tuesday, June 25, 2013

30 and Dirty

Oh you know, just another shit show for  my 30-and-Dirty...
 Summer time = perfect time for some mouth watering watermelon.
 Saw this Dudeguana walking in a parking lot. So hyped I caught. Taking pics of random people is awesome.
 Biscuit
 As seen on Eatfiends Instagram.
 CommanderNBeef made it into town for celebrations. Afterall, my buttcrack is now 30 years old!
 Who is that dapper lookig man in the background?
 PrivateStinky went black, who knows if he'll ever come back.
 LordBlah was in true form. Later on, his girl wasn't hyped on the condition she had to pick him up in. Womp womp.
 Pork cooked in the pressure cooker. If a bar served chunks of meat like this with a can of Pabst and a shot of whiskey, they would make a killing!
 Old picture that ItWasTheLight took. Halloween 2006-07 maybe? 
 Sabbath in the garage, nuff said.
 Gator-lizard in my back yard just before leaving for camp.
 We left for our 2 hour commute around 6p.m. I was nervous to get there by sunset and immediately jumped outta the car to shoot this picture just in time. I then placed my camera in the car out of fear of dropping it in the sand. Then the shit show began.
 The next morning the camp fire was still burning. In one of the chairs you can see 
BornRetard passed out. Take note of the trail in the dirt, I dragged a log over that kept our fire burning for the night. Man Shit!
 Have you met the Sandman (left)? We sat around and chugged beer til the sun came up. 
 Slowly the party was slowing down.
 CommandeNBeef decided to kick a fight with a cactus...
 The he screamed "fuck you, I'm higher in the evolution chain!"
 Then he said "Ha! This cactus will be here long after Im dead."
 Golden shower station. The Larb approves.
 The Retard sleeps...
 This guys must have dropped 15 beers. 1 beer for each slam/tumble/fall over the chairs, into the coolers and eventually into the fire pit (x2).
 Im glad camping is camping and its a place where you can do whatever the fuck you want. I'm definitely gonna give BornRetard a shit load of shit for many years to come.
 SmokingTurtle lookin like a turtle with that green shell like sleeping bag. Yea!
 SandMan kicked the shit outta BornRetard. It was hilarious.
 I call this pic: "I don't know if I was raped last nite or not..."
 BornRetard trying his best to get over the hangover hump.
 Alas the fire pit the BornRetard fell into not only once, but twice. He also stumbled backwards and smashed the back of his head onto the fire ring. Pure comedy after we made sure he wasn't gonna go into a seizure. Ambulance? Who the fuck needs that? This is camping mother fucker!
 Our fallen victims of Larbism...
 Firewood trail.
 "Have you met the Sandman?"
 Nothing can keep this man down. He got right back up on that horse.
 Gayboy hiding from the sun, "Lets get the fuck outta here."
 Later at home, beer can chicken.


May as well end this shit on bacon.

EatFiend

-Sgt.Baconator

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