A Public Service Announcement- Never Go Full Retard

Never go full retard...

Sometimes going full retard just happens. BornRetard would know this better than any of us, so I'd like to dedicate this post to him. 

One time we partied with Jonah Hill and he went full retard and passed out with his shoes on!

Y'know what happens when you leave yer shoes on and pass out in front of a bunch of dick heads, right?... Oh wait that's CommNBeef. 2006? Who knows.

I guess having Robert Downey Jr. break it down like this really speaks to me...

In a fartin-in-bathtubs kinda way...

Yep, that's me in all my glory. Sometimes ya gotta ruin the night by blacking out before everyone else does and smash a few windows, throw up all over the place and piss yerself...

note the duct tape wrapped around my hoof. 

Sometimes ya just gotta have a big serving of humble pie.

Shout out to DonaldGately for the epic photo of his perspective.

Eat

Fucking

Fiend

-Sgt.Baconator

EatFiend @ Ritual Kitchen & Beer Garden

EatFiend @ is checking in from...

Ritual, located in North Park on 30th and Polk right on the corner. 

I must admit that with a name like "Ritual", I thought this was some Vegan S&M hangout.

Then the wife approached me with a flyer for the place and how they were doing their 

7th Annual Alesmith 'My Bloody Valentine' Pairing Dinner

Real classy stuff!

All ales were by Alesmith. This here is the "Horny Devil".

 Served with lamb and goat cheese empanadas with Greek yogurt tzatziki.

These were fucking amazing.

Then the main course came which was an absolutely mouth watering sous vide beef filet sweet potato & 5 cheese gratin and collared greens. Personally up there with the best tasting meat I've ever had.

It was paired up with the casked conditioned "My Bloody Valentine". 

Steak and beer is the shit.

 A better picture of the casked conditioned MBV.

 Had to get a picture of this Stiegl sign. 

Reminds me of when I got black out drunk on the stuff in Austria and threw up all over our 6 person hostel room, thus waking everyone up in the process.

Fuck it, I was on vacation.

 Love this shit.

Then the final course came, which was the double chocolate creme brulee.

Paired with the Wee Heavy.

This place turned out to be amazing and it was a great Valentines day.

EatFiend

-Sgt.Baconator

EatFiends UnCut Shit Show part 13

Welcome back everybody.

It's been a minute since the last Shit Show.

Time we checked in...

  

Featuring: Mr.Shine, BornRetard, ItWasTheLight, Butterface myself and Capt.LaRue

Eat

Fucking

Fiend

-Sgt.Baconator

Larb-B-Q Video

Hung out at Memo park for a minute to witness some of the madness that went down this day...

THE LARB FUCKING RULES!!!

EatFiend

-Sgt.Baconator

Mandatory Bloggery: Food, Skating & Biscuit

Welcome back to another edition of M.B.

Eating, skating and shitting. That's what we do.

Where's CommNBeef at?

Who knows.

 Getting baked!

 $2 for the whole batch. Cheaper than going to the liquor store for munchies.

 Soft and warm. Mmmmmmmm mmmm.

 Art time. Painting is hard.

 10 years ago. Sitting at the Hotel Del, I met my wife.

 Morning hype.

 Click here to watch CT/Capt.Sahi's UnCut Shit Show part.

 Machaca burrito. Biscuit looks on in jealousy.

Sorry, yer a cat, not a Mexican.

No burrito for you.

 Blowing it.

 Best purchase I've made in a while. This vid is 2 hours of shredding and tits!

 Art department.

 Wayyyyyyy too spicy.

 Get a job.

 Home avenue ditch with BornRetard.

 Dead

 Knee high ledge BornRetard tried to front board. Ground was fucking rough.

 Shredding.

 Fuck, Shit

 Pool time with Beagle. He's my favorite person to play against.

He never holds back and always pays a compliment when you make a tough shot.

A very formidable opponent.

 This place rules.

 Beautiful wives.

 Good times bowling with the crew.

 Bowl or Die!

 DonaldGately won every game. He had good form.

 Lots of fun. Can't wait to do it again.

 The best.

 Pipe jam a rama!

 Little man model.

 He's awesome.

 Jail kitty.

 Peek-a-boo!

 Breakfast.

 Click here to watch my UnCut Shit Show!

Disclaimer: shockingly I didn't film a single front nose.

That's so saaaaad.

 Shredding.

 Lil' Lurkers showing their support.

 Snack time while being tortured by the wife.

 More morning hype.

 Big ass grasshopper that climbed up my glass door. So sick.

EatFiend

-EatFiend

Mandatory Bloggery: Welding and Weird Bananas

Don't let the title mislead you. I haven't actually been doing any welding myself...

 The bub Neil came over and welded up the muffler on the BlueVulva.

 Probably saved me a $100, at least.

 It was sick to watch.

 Makes me wanna build my own BBQ.

 Morning hype. Duffmans part is so good. 

 Editing clips at work.

 Curb smashing at work.

 More morning hype. Classic video with lots of crappy acting.

 Click here to view ItWasTheLight/BornRetard's UnCut Shit Show!

 Breakfast of champions.

 Checked in with Percy the other day. He was missing a canine and it made me sad to see that this once always-pissed-off cat was slowing down, falling apart and not as spunky as he was 13 or 14 years ago.

I love this kitty. The last one standing of 6 that I grew up with. 

CatsRuleEverythingAroundMe

 I am the wheel king! And I have to take a shit!

 Skate Talk Bob. Notorious B.O.B.

 Night moves at the DMV.

 More morning hype. The best way to start yer day is to pop in a vid, any vid and just get stoked. 

 Mexican standoff with Mr.Lizard.

 Killing Biscuit on the inside.

 Bacon

 Eggs

 Cheesy bread

 One damn good breakfast sandwich.

Whoa, that's a weird banana!

EatFiend

-Sgt.Baconator