Mandatory Bloggery- KingBaby's Big Day

KingBaby has been engaged for a long time now.
Time to pay the piper...

Luce Loft in Downtown S.D.

Lookin' good Jake!

Garbage can duty.

Stinky was on top of it. 

Buildings being built.

A little sippy poo before the wedding.

Cheers!

Donut station. Amazing ass donuts with names like "maple bourbon", "lemon blueberry", "creme brule", and other fancy feasting names. Spoiler alert, the wife and I split a creme brule donut and it was divine intervention.

Beautimous.

Donald shading himself from the sun.

Like putting fools gold on a polished turd. A hobo could pull this off better than myself.

"DEAD MAN WALKING!"

Been a while since I've seen Papa Creen.

KingBaby gave the raddest groomsman gifts.

Drinking horns! Viking style!

The food has arrived!

Craigosaur showed up with his fancy ass boots!

Babs and WormTits. It was his second wedding he was performing.

Then supposedly retirement.

Puffer face time!

"Oh wait, am I in the way?" 

Always great to see Sarah and LokeTits.

KingBaby having a few final sluggs as a bachelor.

Pretty rude of me to be in the wedding and taking pics, but I had to get a shot of the bride. She looked beautiful. Good for you bub!

At this point I was sweating my balls off, it probably looked like I was crying. 

Nah, that's just me being fat.

Can't remember what's going down here.

My mom. Nicest woman ever. Love you Mom!

The bride getting a few bites in. EatFiend!

Pat was there. Everybody was feeling pretty good, and a bit drunk.

I present to you Mr. and Mrs. KingBaby!

At this point I pretty much chugged beers into a drunken stuper and my inner Larb and the music took over. I was so wasted I kept asking the DJ to play the "Thong Song".
Yea, that shit;s my jam.

Rarely ever is the Larb seen dancing, let alone caught on film.

I don't know what got into me, but clearly dancing like a jack ass is my forte.
Shit was bananas.
It is what it is...
Props to VeronaKitty for catching my sweet dance moves.

Then it was sexy Ruffles drunk model time.

Congrats KingBaby! May she make you better man with each passing day.
Love you bub.

Eat
Fucking
Fiend

-Sgt.Baconator

Mandatory Bloggery- Go Forth And Die

Waaaaaaay behind on the blogging. It's becuase I'm having so much fun on my shred sled. Grinding, sliding, slamming and suffering.

Love it.

 Fuggit.

Go Forth And Die.

 Sweet spot in La Mesa. I gotta get something on this.

 Hungover Taco Bell lunch always makes feel better. Then shittier.

 PufferHans.

 Like stuffing a watermelon into a zip-loc bag.

 Shitty pic, but that's the moon!

 RAcist ass Igby all curled up.

 Old relics in the Unit Craft bathroom.

In case you haven't seen this gem.

 Cheers big ears! CommNBeef was back in town for KingBaby's wedding. Here we are scumming it up before we go get cuts.

 Went to the homie Julian for a good trim at Barberside on Adams avenue. 

Place is rad 'cuz they let you bring yer own beer and get DRUNK AS FUCK!

 Stoked my barber wears Emericas.

 Lookin' hairy!

 Pimp my ride.

 Cheers!

 "Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

 Later, we got back home and the shit show continued. Sauteed onions and bacon are the best combination ever! And it makes yer house smell awesome.

 Glorious.

 Absolutely perfect!

 Don't know what the fuck he is doing right here.

 We were jammin' the fuck outta some classical tunes.

I really wanna do a drunk cooking show with CommNBeef and we have shitty British accents. Classical music playing in the background, obviously!

 Zombified.

 Best picture ever!

Food always puts a smile on my face.

Oh yea, EatFiend is 400 posts old.
Nobody cares.

Eat

Fucking

Fiend

-Sgt.Baconator