Mandatory Bloggery- Whiskey Slime Mike's Birthday Camping Shit Show

WENT ON A ONE NIGHT CAMPING TRIP WITH THE BUBS FOR WHISKEYSLIME-MIKE'S BIRTHDAY.....

I'm currently on a drinking hiatus, but that ain't stopping me from having a good ol' time with the bubs!

For your listening pleasure...

All packed up and ready to go!

It isn't camping unless the bed of ones truck is completely filled with wood.

Straight outta the truck to making a giant cup of whiskey and a splash of soda. He literally kicked his own drink over three times. I accidentally kicked it over once.

Spot 18! The A.H. vibes were among us.

Tent City. The best!

Stir that fire. It was in the upper 40's / lower 50's.

Luckily we had a shit load of wood, three tree stumps and a axe to swing to keep our body temperatures up.

Hans assembled a tent that he never slept in.

Dead drunk but trying....

The bubs!

Hanky-poo joined us for the adventure! He was not psyched on the cold ground. He sat in the back of the truck most of the time.

Hot links that Mike picked up from Costco....

I had one and it made me really gassy. What better place to stink it up than a campsite!

Steak time.

Over the fire cooking.

Then the rave started....

Hans was the rave!

Stupid ravers....

Then we threw them into the fire and watched them explode.

Simple pleasures for simple minds, they say.

Wiener gobbler.

This picture came out crazy looking.

Caveman television. Best channel ever!

The morning came and we were able to see our surroundings. No other campers in site!

Who the hell wants to camp on a cold February night anyway?

Us! That's who!

He can pass out anywhere.

Camping rule number 1. Always bring an American flag!

Piss break.

Look at all of the mustard stains on him.

Took in the views on the drive back to the freeway.

Beautimous!

Take a hike!

He was all tuckered out. No really, apparently he tugged one out on a poor tree.

PePe-fucking-le-puke.

-EATFIEND-

Video- "Big Kids" (Side A & B) by Otto Ray

The bub Otto doing some rad stuff up in the Bay Area....

These vids are up on the JenkemMag website.

Side A

Side B

Fuck yea Otto! Keep killing it bub!

Do what you love and let it kill you!

-EATFIEND-

Mandatory Bloggery- Bowling and Ticket Stub Madness

BARE WITNESS TO SOME HOARDING...
........AND OTHER RANDOMNESS.

 Passed out before we even started. He owes me ten push ups because he couldn't bowl worth a damn.

   Cheap beers and bubs.

  Standard.

 All hail Bill Murray.

 The bowling alley was pretty empty on account that it was Monday night.

   Kearny Mesa bowl.

 Is this skateboarding?

This is skateboarding! Fuck Monster energy drinks.

 Pasta night!

 Went through an old lunc box of mine and rooted through some old ticket stubs.

 I keep them all!

 DETHKLOK RULES!

We ride....

 Alice Cooper opened for Rob Zombie. Should have been the other way around.

 The Patriots killed them.

 My first show at the L.A. coliseum.

 The bub Zack has been killing it.

Full album of psychadelic blues on YouTube!
Thank you internet!

 R.I.P. Lemmy Kilmeister.

 I was only 18. I have yet to see the Misfits with Glenn Danzig as the front man.
Most likely will never happen.

 I've watched alot of bad movies.

 This was an awesome premiere at the Pacific Gaslamp theatre in downtown San Diego.

 Waaaaaaaaaaaay back in the day. Nowadays, Street Scene is a full on shit show filled with douche bags and dildos.

 Lol, No Doubt..... Phantom of the Opera......

 The D!

What is the secret of your power?.....

 Mr. Bean! A man of few words.

 I still love wrestling, but can't really watch it on t.v.
I have no idea who is who anymore.

This one was amazing.

 Beavis and Butthead Do America was amazing. My dad went with me to see it.

 I'm a nerd. And I'm glad I still have this.

  5th grade, I think. Shit eating grin.... I was a little shit.
Still am in most cases.

 Memo park with this group of legends.

Fucking legendary.

 Picture me rolling!

Hope you enjoyed it!

-EATFIEND-